Recipes

January 17, 2007

Make Mine a Manhattan


Contributed by Jessie Jane - Bar Stories

I’m a sucker for alchemy in a glass. A true cocktail joins its alcoholic and nonalcoholic parts into a single glorious whole, seemingly by nothing but the magic of a skillful bartender. I was reminded of just how sexy a cocktail can be last week while dining at a neighborhood restaurant. I ordered a Manhattan the way I always do: rye whiskey, rocks, lemon twist. The waiter looked at me funny but placed the order anyway. A few moments later he returned apologetically to inform me that they didn’t carry rye. A waiter who doesn’t know his bar stock—should I be concerned?

Now, a Manhattan cocktail is a deceptively simple drink, containing whiskey (traditionally rye, but these days Bourbon is more common), sweet vermouth and bitters. It is served straight up and garnished with a cherry. But its short ingredient list belies the complexity of flavors once those ingredients join each other—it is a total truly greater than the sum of its parts.

So why do so many bartenders fail miserably at the Manhattan? The first slight generally begins by skimping on the vermouth. It’s as though some bartenders believe the Manhattan should be made like a dry Martini—they’re served in the same glass, with some sort of vermouth and spherical garnish, so aren’t they basically prepared the same? Hell, no, and a real bartender will know better.

Whereas vodka or gin are much subtler spirits that are heavily impacted by such an aromatic liquor as dry vermouth, whiskey demands a higher proportion of sweet vermouth to complement the heavier caramel flavors. Too many bartenders skimp on the vermouth, adding instead a full pour of whiskey. The most successful proportion I’ve found is one part whiskey to two parts vermouth.

The real crown of the Manhattan, however, is found in just two or three dashes of aromatic bitters (these days it’s most often Angostura, though orange bitters may be used as well). The bitters serve to marry the sweet vermouth and whiskey, enhancing their less obvious flavors and imparting an ever-so-slight savory tinge to the cocktail. This is the true essence of the Manhattan, one that requires a light touch. All too often, however, the bartender who gets stingy with the vermouth attempts to make up for it in bitters.

Having placed my order through a rather green waiter, I never laid on eyes on the bartender who made my resulting Manhattan that night. But as soon as I saw this beautiful orb of a rocks glass filled with amber liquid and garnished with a carefully prepared lemon twist, I felt a dash of hope. I took a single sip and immediately tasted the perfect intermingling of vermouth and whiskey. A second sip revealed a depth of flavor only achievable with those few dashes of bitters. This was a cocktail prepared by a bartender with a love for his or her craft. This was a beautiful, glowing, richly textured cocktail. This was a Manhattan.

January 10, 2007

Beer Nutz???


Contributed by Angry Guy

Just caught a show called "Beer Nutz" on American High Definition Cable Television.

The show is two guys wandering around a different city each week, visiting brew pubs and asking stupid questions.

The episode I watched took place in San Francisco. At one point they visit a restaurant called the 21st Amendment, which was named after the Amendment to the United States Constitution which ended prohibition. On Beer Nutz they flash an info screen which reads:

1936 - The Prohibition of intoxicating liquors is hereby repealed.

The problem is that the 21st amendment was passed in 1933, not 1936.

I can understand someone misspeaking a date, but when you are making a show and providing  information which was hopefully researched, and you go as far as to create a graphic, at least get the goddamn dates right.

They also get a chance to talk with the legendary Fritz Maytag of Anchor Brewing - but spend less than 5 minutes of show time with him. And that is the longest they spend on any segment - 9 segments over the course of a 30 minute show (including commercials) - how can you learn anything?

The show is uninteresting and the hosts don't seem to know a damn thing about beer.

The worst part of the show (besides the hosts) is the "rating system" which they use to give people and places from 1 to 5 "kegs". (Fritz got 5 Kegs)

Crap which must be avoided. I give this show 5 "It Sucks".

January 08, 2007

Plagiarism in Tasmania

Apparently some guys in Tasmania think that "Whisky Appreciation" means plagiarising the work of others and passing it off as your own.

Recently (December 11th) our own Rick Dobbs did a short story on Speyside-Glenlivet Water called "Scotch & Water. Minus the Scotch".

On December 23rd, the unoriginal bastards (a guy named Richard Stewart) at the "Tasmanian Whisky Appreciation Society" reposted the same story - with a few minor changes and 2 additional paragraphs. They didn't even bother to change the title of the story!

No mention of the original story, a mention of the author or a link back to the original.

Looking through all of their stories, that seems to be the pattern - no mentions or links, So I can only imagine that all of their stories are plaguarised!

I'm sure this shit goes on all the time, but you Tasmanians were caught in the act.

Hey, Richard Stewart and you other Tasmanians - give credit to the people who actually have the brain-power to write and the dedication to come up with new stuff - instead of just stealing other people's good work and taking credit for your selves.

January 05, 2007

Get Out the Vote


Contributed by Alexandra Martinez

Remember, a few weeks back how I told you about the Baileys Drinkable Desserts Challenge where both amateur foodies and professional chefs and mixologists were challenged to create their own cocktail versions on traditional desserts? Well the entry period ended on December 15th.

Every eight (8) days, ten (10) recipe finalists will be featured for you to vote on. This will go on for 5 weeks - one winner will be chosen each week based on votes received and the final winner will be chosen by professionals out of those five finalists.

Visit www.drinkabledesserts.com now through January 31st to vote for another recipe.

The winner will be featured in the April 2007 issue of Gourmet magazine and will receive a trip to New York City with a guest for a private cooking class in the Gourmet Cooking Arts Center with Chef de Cuisine, Jennifer Day.

January 03, 2007

Virtual Body Shots

Rick Dobbs (Martini Lounge) finds ALL the good stuff.
Like the Virtual Body Shot:

The smart marketers are gearing up for the massive travel money that Spring Break can bring. STA Travel is helping you get in the mood by offering the virtual body shot.

You can pick your person (girls and guys) then pick the drink you want to take as a body shot. You can find the hotty you want to shoot off of and they make comments through the entire thing. Some are cliche but a few are pretty funny, including the nerd girl and the brunette hotty.
Sta Travel

Check out Martini Lounge for more good stuff

December 25, 2006

Taxi to Intolerance

We'll be on hiatus until the New Year, but we'd like to leave you with this excellent editorial (which appears in the current issue of Mid-Atlantic Brewing News) from Greg Kitsock, the editor.


Contributed by Greg Kitsock - Mid-Atlantic Brewing News

It’s hard enough to find a cab when you need one most, such as when you’ve just stepped off a red-eye flight or are standing on a corner in a drenching rain.

But visitors to Minneapolis are facing an extra obstacle. The 900 cab drivers who serve that city’s airport are predominantly Muslim, and many are refusing to accept passengers who are carrying alcohol, on the grounds that the Koran prohibits such activity.

An article in the Oct. 26, 2006 Washington Post cited the case of flight attendant Eva Buzek, who last March asked a cab driver to be careful with her bag because it contained bottles of wine. “I don’t take alcohol,” answered the driver. Buzek claimed that three other drivers refused her service. In August, she pretended to have wine in her bag to gauge the reaction, and said that four cab drivers turned her down this time.

The Metropolitan Airports Commission in Minneapolis reportedly was logging as many as 77 complaints a month about refusal of service, before a ban on liquids in carry-on luggage went into effect last August. The cabbies don’t get away scot-free. If they refuse to accept a fare, they have to move to the back of the line, which can cost them severely in time and money. But to the best of my knowledge, no one has threatened the drivers with fines or suspensions.

In fact, the airport commission briefly considered installing colored lights atop Minneapolis cabs to indicate which ones would transport alcohol and which ones wouldn’t. A barrage of 2,000 emails opposing the plan forced officials to drop the idea.

It’s certainly not the intention of this editorial to stir up a pogrom against Muslim-Americans. The cabbies in Minneapolis hail largely from Somalia, a strife-torn African country dominated by Islamic warlords, and practice a particularly austere interpretation of their religion. Most Muslims in the American service economy seem to have no problem conveying alcohol as long as they’re not forced to imbibe it.

Let’s also remember that there are many fundamentalist Christians in America who believe drinking alcohol is sinful and would be uncomfortable even in its vicinity.

That being said, the Minneapolis city authorities are setting a dangerous precedent in tolerating religious zealotry. There is a concern that Muslim taxi drivers might find more reasons to deny passengers service. Might a cabbie turn down a min-skirt-clad woman, claiming that she was indecently dressed? Could he deny service to any female,  on the grounds that his religion does not allow him to associate with unrelated, unescorted women?

And what happens when believers of other faiths assert their own prerogatives? How about an Orthodox Jewish taxi driver ... could he legitimately refuse to allow a passenger to enter his cab because she had a pork loin in her bag of groceries? Could a devout Catholic deny service to a passenger sporting a NARAL button? Would a Hindu cab driver be in his rights to turn me down if I were carrying a cowhide briefcase?

How many differently colored lights would Minneapolis have to authorize to mark all religious preferences? Would hotels have to hire special concierges to match up fares with cab drivers of the appropriate religion?

The U.S. Constitution grants freedom of religion to people of all faiths. But there is no right to drive a cab. To obtain a hack license, you have to prove to the local authorities that you have the necessary skills and agree to obey all laws prohibiting discrimination. The Somali cab drivers have, in my opinion, crossed a line here.

What’s happening in Minneapolis can repeat itself in any large city with an international population. If any of our readers have been denied cab service because they were transporting alcohol, we’d like to hear from you.

December 22, 2006

Gift-Giving Do's & Don'ts

You lazy bastard.

You waited until the last minute (again) to do your holiday shopping.

Luckily Bushmill's whiskey knows you as well as we do...


Contributed by Alexandra Martinez

On Black Friday, Bushmills Irish Whiskey hosted an event  called "Shop on the Rocks" which gave men a unique alternative to the grueling monotony of shopping with their wives or girlfriends.  Taking place at local Boston, Chicago and NYC bars, the event offered the men a place where they could shop online while sampling Bushmills, watching sports, participating in bar games and kicking back with friends. (ed. note - How come we hear about this NOW?)

From this event they were nice enough to compile a tip sheet for men to use when buying gifts for their wife or girlfriend during the holidays.

With the Bushmills Top 10 "Do's & Don'ts," guys won't look completely clueless when shopping for their significant other. 

  1. If your gift idea makes cleaning, cooking or any household chores easier, kill it. She’s not your maid.
  2. When buying clothing for your girl, don’t trust your own fashion sense. What you may want to see her in (eg., lingerie) is not necessarily what she wants to wear – and besides, isn't that more of a present for you? Get a second opinion from one of her friends.
  3. If you’re unsure what size to get her, always guess smaller. This is a tricky one: you never want to give the woman in your life something that is too big and offend her, but you don’t want to embarrass her by giving something too small.  Again, ask a friend for her size! Or better yet, go for jewelry.
  4. But, NEVER buy jewelry from a store located in a strip mall or whose advertisement you heard on sports radio on the drive into work. It’s all about the packaging.
  5. Keep sports, fishing and video games out of the shopping equation: she’s not interested … she’ll never be interested.
  6. Don’t bust the bank for her gift; it makes you look desperate and weak for affection. Sometimes the most thoughtful gifts don’t cost a penny—think scrapbooks, CD song compilations of music that makes you think of her, giving her (rather than the NFL) your Sunday afternoons for an entire season.
  7. Never give her perfume by itself: its very high school. Look to package it with another, thoughtful gift (see #6).
  8. Think of anything tied to her hobbies and passions that you can share together. It shows that you’re actually paying attention to what she is saying. (She thinks you’re ignoring her, by the way.)
  9. If you order something online, take it out of the shipping box. She doesn’t need to know that you were watching TV while surfing for her gifts online. That’s just lazy—but smart.
  10. When in doubt: ask mom

December 21, 2006

Laden with Bubbles


Contributed by "El Jefe" - Jeff Stai of Twisted Oak Winery & El Bloggo Torcido

Today over on Vinography I noticed a short blurb by Alder about a story from Chiclayo, Peru.

Seems that Peruvian authorities confiscated several cases of a bubbly called "Bin Laden Champagne", but not because of the name. Apparently the ill-named hooch was illegal and a health hazard, and was disposed of. I'm sure they sold a lot of "One Buck Bin" before they were shut down, however.

Peruvian authorities want you to know that, if you did buy a bottle, DO NOT DRINK IT! It'll make you blind. Or something. Alert your friends. Alder, this means you!

I agree with Alder that the EU and especially the French would be all over the name - can't have "Champagne" on a New World label. Not allowed.

Ladenbin In regards to the rest of the name, I think most people are not aware that this is a wine-making term. We use it all the time - for example: "Get the forklift and bring that bin laden with a half ton of Mourvedre over here."


Editor's Note: Alright. Today one wine-maker (Jeff) says you CAN'T use "Champagne"; Monday, another (Jen Wall) tells me you can (and is using it).

Jeff even sent some supporting links:

  • http://www.ttb.gov/industry_circulars/ic2006_01.html
  • http://www.ttb.gov/wine/itd_qas.shtml

Can Anyone set us straight once and for all???

December 20, 2006

Product Placement Done Right

381_padma_story_05_023a I was watching Top Chef the other night - no, I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with it), I just like the show. And Padma Lakshmi, the host, is super hot.

Top Chef - like most "reality competition" shows - regularly whores itself out for product placements. But it's more of a high-class prostitution than the street-corner whoring happening on shows like The Apprentice - at least on Top Chef, the products are food-related.

On this particular episode Diageo had taken the initiative to spend some advertising bucks to sneak some of their tasty beverages into the line-up.

The Top Chef wannabes were each challenged to create a cocktail using one of the three Bailey's Irish Cream flavors: Regular, Mint, or Caramel.

OK - so the numerous shots of fifty bottles of Bailey's was not subtle - but the use of other Diageo products was: Guinness, Parrot Bay Rum, Godiva, Crown Royal and Bushmills were all used as cocktail ingredients and mentioned by name. Later in the show, Smirnoff Vodka was prominently shown during the main event - some frou frou Hollywood red carpet shindig.

Good marketing, Diageo - and a good way to highlight the art of the cocktail to an audience that might otherwise not be exposed to the creativity afforded in the world of cocktails*.

Oh yeah, will someone please drive a fork into Marcel's Forehead?


*One idiot attempted to make a cocktail with Bailey's and Lime Juice. That's a "Cement Mixer" - something you give to the unwary drunk you are trying to abuse.

December 18, 2006

Champagne Tastes

"But I don't like Champagne."
     "You'll like this."
"No I won't."
     "Yes you will."

I tried it. I liked it.

The beverage in question was Barefoot Bubbly, a Champagne from California.

What?!?! Champagne doesn't come from California - it comes from France, doesn't it?

I know very little about Champagne - so I had a chat with Jennifer Wall, the wine maker from Barefoot Cellars, producers of Barefoot Bubbly.

Bf_bubbly_portfolio Jennifer Wall: I’ve been the Barefoot Cellars wine maker since 1995. When I started we were making about 140,000 cases of wine per year. This year we’ll sell about 2.5 million cases, so we’ve grown substantially in the past 11 years.

We started making the sparkling wine in 1998, specifically with the millennium celebration in mind. I don’t know if you recall, but there was a lot of hype about not having enough champagne and sparkling wine to meet demand. We thought, ‘what a great opportunity for us to put a sparkler in the bottle.’ It gave us a year to get it out to our distributors and then another 6 months for a big push. We did that and we were fairly successful; we sold 15,000 cases that first year – which was a big deal for us at that time. And then three years later, we started another sparkler – we actually have two different sparkling wines available – they are both Barefoot Bubbly Chardonnay Champagne – one is Brut and one is Extra Dry. The Extra Dry was the original release – and it is a little bit sweeter than the Brut. The verbiage is a little bit counter-intuitive which is sometimes misleading to the customer.

That’s a brief synopsis of my history and the Barefoot Bubbly history. We are going into the holiday season expecting to sell a couple of hundred thousand cases – which is super exciting for us – and we’re thrilled to be talking to you about it.

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