About Our Contributors
Rick Dobbs
There are a million guys out there and the sad truth is that every single one of them huffs mad dongs. Lucky for the world, Rick's different. He's a fun-loving jack mover. Rick breaks things and drives on the wrong side of the road and cooks up his own drugs. He uses computers because he likes them and lives a care-free nomadic life. He loves money and will take as much of it as he can to buy alcohol and go on unlikely international adventures. He will sex you wild. Don't be afraid.
Kevin Erskine
Despite what Rick says, Kevin does not "huff mad dongs." He does however like to drink - generally focusing on "good stuff" - but ironically he has a strange penchant for dive bars, especially those that play punk music. Go figure. His biggest claim to fame is being to understand a Scottish accent.
Angry Guy
Angry Guy has a bone to pick. Angry Guy is likely to smash your face in in a bar room brawl he started after he spilled his own drink. Angry Guy will punch a nun. Angry Guy owns no ties. Angry Guy doesn't like fur, but he likes PETA less. Angry Guy will set you straight.
Jules Van Cruysen
HAILING FROM the upper-middle-class hell of Havelock North (New Zealand), Jules is in the final semester of a bachelor’s degree in Trenchermanship (majoring in Gourmandry), is a self-professed Anarcho-Dandy and resides in Thorndon, Wellington. He likes to spend his days pursuing whimsical follies of every sort and his evenings gallivanting through bars and restaurants in search of the perfect wine list. He has unfailingly dedicated his life to the excessive consumption of food and drink (despite having no concievable way of paying for it), and expects to die of simultaneous heart and kidney failure at thirty-nine. His only hope is that very soon people will start to pay him for his opinions (of which he is endowed with aplenty). Jules has a penchant for vintage Oloroso.
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