Seriously Silly Shit
Contributed by Angry Guy
I LOVE Guinness.
It may be the Irish blood in me, or just my preference for a beer that has some flavour.
That love does NOT extend to the latest on-line goofiness from Guinness.
Apparently the Flash development team over at Guinness obviously had free-time and was instructed to come up with something that was both "dumb" and "related to sports".
The result is "The Guinness All Sports Invitational"
With this little app you can send a put down to your pals telling them how their Football, Hockey, Basketball, Mechanical Bull-riding, or Log-Rolling (I shit you not) team will be going down.
Unfortunately "All Sports" does not include Curling, Hurling, Biathlon, Synchronized Swimming, Archery, Cricket, Soccer, or even Baseball.
And whoever designed this has obviously never actually been around men, as key components of an appropriate masculine insult such as "balls", "nuts", "ass" and "your mother" are not available. You are limited to a 6 word insult cobbled together from 151 possible word choices.
So a pithy "Your mother sucks dicks in hell" would be possible IF "mother" "dicks" and "Hell" were available, but "The Patriots Suck and your mother sucks dicks in hell" would not be an available choice (10 words). And in the time it actually takes to go through the process of creating and sending your insult, you could actually arrange to have a 300 pound stripper gram go to your pals house and insult him in person.
I like the Monty Python-like animation of the new Guinness ads, but like your mom, this sucks dicks in hell.
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