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December 25, 2006

Taxi to Intolerance

We'll be on hiatus until the New Year, but we'd like to leave you with this excellent editorial (which appears in the current issue of Mid-Atlantic Brewing News) from Greg Kitsock, the editor.


Contributed by Greg Kitsock - Mid-Atlantic Brewing News

It’s hard enough to find a cab when you need one most, such as when you’ve just stepped off a red-eye flight or are standing on a corner in a drenching rain.

But visitors to Minneapolis are facing an extra obstacle. The 900 cab drivers who serve that city’s airport are predominantly Muslim, and many are refusing to accept passengers who are carrying alcohol, on the grounds that the Koran prohibits such activity.

An article in the Oct. 26, 2006 Washington Post cited the case of flight attendant Eva Buzek, who last March asked a cab driver to be careful with her bag because it contained bottles of wine. “I don’t take alcohol,” answered the driver. Buzek claimed that three other drivers refused her service. In August, she pretended to have wine in her bag to gauge the reaction, and said that four cab drivers turned her down this time.

The Metropolitan Airports Commission in Minneapolis reportedly was logging as many as 77 complaints a month about refusal of service, before a ban on liquids in carry-on luggage went into effect last August. The cabbies don’t get away scot-free. If they refuse to accept a fare, they have to move to the back of the line, which can cost them severely in time and money. But to the best of my knowledge, no one has threatened the drivers with fines or suspensions.

In fact, the airport commission briefly considered installing colored lights atop Minneapolis cabs to indicate which ones would transport alcohol and which ones wouldn’t. A barrage of 2,000 emails opposing the plan forced officials to drop the idea.

It’s certainly not the intention of this editorial to stir up a pogrom against Muslim-Americans. The cabbies in Minneapolis hail largely from Somalia, a strife-torn African country dominated by Islamic warlords, and practice a particularly austere interpretation of their religion. Most Muslims in the American service economy seem to have no problem conveying alcohol as long as they’re not forced to imbibe it.

Let’s also remember that there are many fundamentalist Christians in America who believe drinking alcohol is sinful and would be uncomfortable even in its vicinity.

That being said, the Minneapolis city authorities are setting a dangerous precedent in tolerating religious zealotry. There is a concern that Muslim taxi drivers might find more reasons to deny passengers service. Might a cabbie turn down a min-skirt-clad woman, claiming that she was indecently dressed? Could he deny service to any female,  on the grounds that his religion does not allow him to associate with unrelated, unescorted women?

And what happens when believers of other faiths assert their own prerogatives? How about an Orthodox Jewish taxi driver ... could he legitimately refuse to allow a passenger to enter his cab because she had a pork loin in her bag of groceries? Could a devout Catholic deny service to a passenger sporting a NARAL button? Would a Hindu cab driver be in his rights to turn me down if I were carrying a cowhide briefcase?

How many differently colored lights would Minneapolis have to authorize to mark all religious preferences? Would hotels have to hire special concierges to match up fares with cab drivers of the appropriate religion?

The U.S. Constitution grants freedom of religion to people of all faiths. But there is no right to drive a cab. To obtain a hack license, you have to prove to the local authorities that you have the necessary skills and agree to obey all laws prohibiting discrimination. The Somali cab drivers have, in my opinion, crossed a line here.

What’s happening in Minneapolis can repeat itself in any large city with an international population. If any of our readers have been denied cab service because they were transporting alcohol, we’d like to hear from you.

December 22, 2006

Gift-Giving Do's & Don'ts

You lazy bastard.

You waited until the last minute (again) to do your holiday shopping.

Luckily Bushmill's whiskey knows you as well as we do...


Contributed by Alexandra Martinez

On Black Friday, Bushmills Irish Whiskey hosted an event  called "Shop on the Rocks" which gave men a unique alternative to the grueling monotony of shopping with their wives or girlfriends.  Taking place at local Boston, Chicago and NYC bars, the event offered the men a place where they could shop online while sampling Bushmills, watching sports, participating in bar games and kicking back with friends. (ed. note - How come we hear about this NOW?)

From this event they were nice enough to compile a tip sheet for men to use when buying gifts for their wife or girlfriend during the holidays.

With the Bushmills Top 10 "Do's & Don'ts," guys won't look completely clueless when shopping for their significant other. 

  1. If your gift idea makes cleaning, cooking or any household chores easier, kill it. She’s not your maid.
  2. When buying clothing for your girl, don’t trust your own fashion sense. What you may want to see her in (eg., lingerie) is not necessarily what she wants to wear – and besides, isn't that more of a present for you? Get a second opinion from one of her friends.
  3. If you’re unsure what size to get her, always guess smaller. This is a tricky one: you never want to give the woman in your life something that is too big and offend her, but you don’t want to embarrass her by giving something too small.  Again, ask a friend for her size! Or better yet, go for jewelry.
  4. But, NEVER buy jewelry from a store located in a strip mall or whose advertisement you heard on sports radio on the drive into work. It’s all about the packaging.
  5. Keep sports, fishing and video games out of the shopping equation: she’s not interested … she’ll never be interested.
  6. Don’t bust the bank for her gift; it makes you look desperate and weak for affection. Sometimes the most thoughtful gifts don’t cost a penny—think scrapbooks, CD song compilations of music that makes you think of her, giving her (rather than the NFL) your Sunday afternoons for an entire season.
  7. Never give her perfume by itself: its very high school. Look to package it with another, thoughtful gift (see #6).
  8. Think of anything tied to her hobbies and passions that you can share together. It shows that you’re actually paying attention to what she is saying. (She thinks you’re ignoring her, by the way.)
  9. If you order something online, take it out of the shipping box. She doesn’t need to know that you were watching TV while surfing for her gifts online. That’s just lazy—but smart.
  10. When in doubt: ask mom

December 11, 2006

Scotch & Water. Minus the Scotch


Contributed by Rick Dobbs - Martini Lounge

It seems the Scotch companies are concerned about all the people that may not be drinking any alcohol at all.  So, straight from Ballindalloch, they've launched Speyside Glenlivet Mineral Water.

You can get these waters in either a sparkling or still form and it all comes straight from the Braes of Glenlivet just like the Scotch that we all know and love.  So, you can drink knowing that you're in
good company.  Fortunately, this water isn't aged 18 years so I don't expect it will develop any characteristics as you pop the cap off and I wouldn't think that it will "open up" as it sits around.

Of course, if you're NOT buying this water in order to make the ice cubes for your favorite Scotch, then you should just pack it up and go back to white wine spritzers.  You're clearly not cut out for real Scotch drinking.

Speyside Glenlivet is packaged in glass bottles and comes in cases of either 24/330ml bottles or 12/750ml bottles, both for $39.

November 17, 2006

About Our Contributors

Rick Dobbs
There are a million guys out there and the sad truth is that every single one of them huffs mad dongs.  Lucky for the world, Rick's different. He's a fun-loving jack mover.  Rick breaks things and drives on the wrong side of the road and cooks up his own drugs.  He uses computers because he likes them and lives a care-free nomadic life.  He loves money and will take as much of it as he can to buy alcohol and go on unlikely international adventures.  He will sex you wild. Don't be afraid.


Kevin Erskine

Despite what Rick says, Kevin does not "huff mad dongs." He does however like to drink - generally focusing on "good stuff" - but ironically he has a strange penchant for dive bars, especially those that play punk music. Go figure. His biggest claim to fame is being to understand a Scottish accent.


Angry Guy

Angry Guy has a bone to pick. Angry Guy is likely to smash your face in in a bar room brawl he started after he spilled his own drink. Angry Guy will punch a nun. Angry Guy owns no ties. Angry Guy doesn't like fur, but he likes PETA less. Angry Guy will set you straight.


Jules Van Cruysen

HAILING FROM the upper-middle-class hell of Havelock North (New Zealand), Jules is in the final semester of a bachelor’s degree in Trenchermanship (majoring in Gourmandry), is a self-professed Anarcho-Dandy and resides in Thorndon, Wellington. He likes to spend his days pursuing whimsical follies of every sort and his evenings gallivanting through bars and restaurants in search of the perfect wine list. He has unfailingly dedicated his life to the excessive consumption of food and drink (despite having no concievable way of paying for it), and expects to die of simultaneous heart and kidney failure at thirty-nine. His only hope is that very soon people will start to pay him for his opinions (of which he is endowed with aplenty). Jules has a penchant for vintage Oloroso.


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